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In one of the all-time great pranks, the team at Funny or Die recruited Jewel to go undercover for karaoke night at a small-town bar. Her disguise included a wig, glasses, false nose, and even a prosthetic butt normally reserved for use on medical patients who have suffered traumatic butt disfigurement.

 

Introduced as “Karen” from the frozen-food department, she allowed herself to be coaxed onstage by her planted “co-workers” and proceeded to bring the house down:

 

 

 

One good metric for determining corporate efficiency is consistency throughout all levels of the operation. That is to say, when problems both large and small are handled with the same effective approach. As this video clearly demonstrates, oil giant BP attacks difficult situations with the same fierce intensity regardless of the nature of the accident.

 

Exec: “I’ve got Kevin Costner on the phone. He’ll know what to do for sure!”

 

BP Spills Coffee:

 

 

 

 

Just posting this because it’s been a while since I put anything up and this one is always good for lifting the spirits.

 

Not saying that you need your spirits lifted or anything…

 

Oh just watch the dang thing:

 

 

 

 

Life as an out-of-the-blue internet celebrity has its share of ups and downs, in large part because nobody ever has time to plan for it. One day you were sitting there minding your own business making an ass of yourself in front of an intimate group of cameramen and tv reporters, and the next thing you know your compulsive buffoonery was being spread across the internet by an army of pasty-faced basement-dwelling geeks while they waited for their Call of Duty buddies to get home from the comic book store.

 

Your life was no longer under your own control – not once You Became a Meme:

 

 

 

And here is the original video, just for purposes of comparison.

No, who am I kidding? I am putting this up just because I like this song, I like this video, and because this is my blog and I can do WHATEVER I WANT. (Cue evil supervillain laugh.)

 

 

 

And finally, this one is perhaps my favorite meme of all time: "I Like Turtles."

This kid might have been left out of the music video, but you will always be in our hearts, Jonathan.

Even if you are like twenty-eight years old by now.

 

 

 

Because when it comes right down to it, I like turtles too.

 

 

 

Here is another fun stop-motion film.
This one is a promotional video made for Australian TV1.

 

 

I love the gummi seahorses.
Anybody know what the hairy red things are?

 

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One of these days I want to make a stop-motion video, too.
I just need to come across a whole lot of spare time.

And apparently, some spare change.

 

 

 

Another birthday party, another group of permanently traumatized children:
 

 
 

 

Census Taker: “First Question: How many people live at this residence?”

Old lady: “Zero.”

Census Taker: “You don’t live here?”

Old lady: “Oh – including me? Three.”

 

 

 

The Chattanooga Police Department has now issued a statement confirming that its officers will no longer be using bacon-flavored bumper wax on their patrol cars, due to the following incident:

 

 

 

 

Actually, it’s more an example of how not to stop:

 

 

 

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