Let’s just say I hate piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I like baseball and horror movies and rock-and-roll.
And old cars and H.P. Lovecraft stories and pretty much anything that’s painted more than three colors.
I don’t care much for winter, or black jellybeans.
Or centipedes. I don’t like to kill anything and it’s hard to catch them and put them
outside ’cause they run really fast. I guess it’s because of all the legs.
I like thunderstorms and the Minnesota Twins and yeah, Zima.
I even like Shemp. But not as much as Curly. Sorry, Shemp.
I like Laurel and Hardy, and Calvin and Hobbes. And Batman, but not Robin.
I like things that are the same as they were yesterday. Unless yesterday they sucked.
I like macaroni, and I like cheese. You can imagine how excited I was
when I found out about macaroni-and-cheese.
I had a similar experience with peanut butter and jelly.